This is not a mix. This is Bloody Mary.
Welcome to the Bloody Mary, reimagined. Stu’s Classic is a bartender-crafted concentrate designed for those who take their brunch (and their cocktails) seriously. Made with our signature Midwestern pickle brine, a secret blend of spice, and a clean ingredient list, Stu’s delivers bold, balanced flavor...without the fuss.
Crafted with our signature Midwestern pickle brine and a layered spice blend, Stus concentrate lets you control the heat, flavor, and vibe like no other Bloody Mary mix can.
The Ritual (How to Use)
Pour 1–2 oz of Stu’s into your glass, add 5–6 oz of your favorite tomato juice, a splash of vodka (or tequila, gin… live a little), and serve over ice. Garnish like a minimalist or go full charcuterie board. Either way, you just made a Bloody Mary worthy of a cult following.
Why It’s Better
- No tomato juice – that’s your job. You choose the juice / base. We provide the magic.
- All-natural & shelf-stable – No MSG. No artificial preservatives. Only real ingredients.
- Low carb, low calorie – 5 calories. Zero carbs. Keto
- Gluten-friendly.
- Long-lasting – Keeps up to 6 months after opening (most mixes last just a week).
- Versatile – Pairs with tomato juice, Clamato, beer or whatever juice you prefer.
- Flavor that hits – Bright, briny, a touch of heat, and that addictive back-end kick.
What It Tastes Like
Imagine the first sip: bold tang from sour pickle brine, layers of smoky spice, and a clean, lingering heat. It’s complex. It’s craveable. It’s unmistakably Stu’s. No sludge. No sugar bombs. Just real-deal Bloody Mary flavor—sharp, spicy, and damn near perfect.
What’s Inside
- Signature brine from hand-packed Midwestern pickles
- Secret Spice Blend
- Premium Worchester Sauce
- Hot sauces
- No artificial stuff. Ever.
The Numbers
- 16 oz bottle = up to 16 cocktails.
- Keeps 6 months in the fridge after opening.
- Makes brunch faster, better, and infinitely cooler
Join thousands of customers who’ve made Stu’s their go-to Bloody Mary ritual. With premium ingredients, bold flavor, and unmatched versatility, Stu’s Classic makes it easy to enjoy a bar-quality cocktail anytime, anywhere.
This isn’t brunch. This is a Bloody movement. Stu’s brings the bite, the brine, and the balance that boring mixes can’t touch.
Try it once, and your bar cart won’t be caught without it again.
